Team America: World police/ Hitch

I dun believe how eager i was to catch this spastic show, when i walked out of the theatre, i felt like some bloody idiot marching to e titanic's theme song with an underwear over my head.
But now, after thinking about the movie, i think the gaggs were pretty good after all leh. They juz didnt seem very funny at the point while i was watchin it. I mean e show was so damn bloody offensive it was funny. For those who didnt catch the show i shall attempt to describe 3 of e gags i found funny.

1. "I don't look middle eastern"
Hotshot actor gary(protagonist) complains he dosent look middle eastern enough to inflitrate osama's base. So cue hi tech elaborate makeover by 'skin grafting specialist' bimbo team member. i wish i could post pictures, but lets juz say he didnt realli look middleeastern at the end of it. think micheal jackson's evolution, but backwards. hahaha.




2."Jihat"
Gary to osama on why he 'hates' e americans so much*in american accent*.
"There was fire teaall around...(cues ry voice and tears) i could hear my goats dying... i could hear my goats calling to me. It was then when i put a Jihat on them, and if you don't belive me, you better kill me now, cuz i'll put a jihat on you too"



3."I'll be your hero"
*cue emotional pearl harbour type of music*

blonde love interest of Gary: " Promise me you'll never die"

gary:" You know i can't do that sweetie"

Blonde love interest of Gary: " Promise me and i'll make love to you right now"


Gary: " I promise... I'll never die"




hahaha ok. i bet anyone who read this would prob think im some kinda idiot. but these scenes kinda stuck on my head. lol. On e bright side, Hitch was kinda cool. I think The way e fat guy dances reminds me of the way i dance. lol.
anyway, yea hitch was good. i juz wish i was watching with someone other then a gold chain wearing, slightly pot bellied buddy of mine. =P

better go get some sleep =)